The Onion-headed boy

A heartwarming tale of one boy's struggle with having an onion for a head. You'll laugh, you'll cry and then you'll cry again. Then you'll do a bit more crying.

A Day Out

I had a great day out in Manchester today in the company of Louise, Joe List, Lynn Allingham, John Allison, Rachel RandomFashionCoolness, Laurie Pink, Essers and last, but not least, Twitter legend Smith the Whippet (pictured). Today was a good day.

A couple of faces

She looks a bit seventies-ish (sorta Tuesday Weld-ish) and he looks a bit like the bloke off of True Blood who plays the nice vampire.

Another beastly mill owner

You know those "dark, satanic mills" you hear about? They were his.

Beware - Robot Cat!

Public safety announcement! Beware Robot Cat. I'm not messing round here, people! Robot Cat is truly hateful. If you see him coming turn around and run.

A Little Skating Demon

Tevlon Flent

Tevlon Flent - THE singing sensation of 2534 after an incredible appearance on Gliese 581's Got Talent. Only 524 years left until you can hear his angelic voice. Trust me, it's worth the wait!